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Sky Blue Waters
03:50
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I'm on the road ta
Minnesota
'Cause it's the only place
I really wanna go ta
We're gonna gas it
So we can get our ass kicked
By America's Premium Classic
Where the beer is the blood of its sons and daughters
We're headed to the land of the sky blue waters
Today's the day, yeah
We make our way, yeah
To the only place we really want to stay, yeah
I want a can, yeah
One in each hand, yeah
We'll keep on chugging âtil we cannot stand, yeah
Where the beer is the blood of its sons and daughters
We're headed to the land of the sky blue waters
We all know where it is
We just don't know how to get there
Well, I guess that's the mystery of paradise, isn't it?
But the Promised Land is not out of reach
We can do this together
Do you wanna discover the promised land together, man?
Alright, letâs go
Where we'll drink liquid gold
Where the food stays hot, but the beer stays cold
Where we'll nap under the trees
After we celebrate responsibly
Where the Barley, malt, and grain
Soothes the soul and takes away the pain
Where the beer is the blood of its sons and daughters
We're headed to the land of the sky blue waters
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2. |
Public Transit
02:16
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I bring my six pack to the back of the bus
Stuffed in my jacket, I don't want to make a scene or anything. You know?
Just trying to drink in peace in public
I look around to make sure everyone's cool
Everyone's cool
Everyone seems pretty cool
So I pull out a can, and I chug for a sec
Then in the rearview, I catch the driver's eye
He says, "Hey man, what are you drinkin?! This is public transit!"
You took my Hamm's
Away from me
I want it back
Right now, right now
With an apology
You took my Hamm's
That shit ain't free
When you take my Hamm's
My Hamm's, my Hamm's
You take a part of me
The driver kicks me off the bus
And he throws my jacket out behind me
I guess he wanted to make a scene or something
Yeah, just trying to make a fool outta me
I look around to see how everyone's feeling
Everyone's scared
Everyone seems pretty scared
But I pull out a can and chug for a sec
Then I catch a bystander's eye
He says, "Hey man, what were you thinking? That was public transit!"
You took my Hamm's
Away from me
I want it back
Right now, right now
With an apology
You took my Hamm's
That shit ain't free
When you take my Hamm's
My Hamm's, my Hamm's
You take a part of me
When can I chug if I can't chug now?
Where can I chug if I can't chug here?
What can I chug if I can't chug Hamm's?
How can I chug if you steal my beer?
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3. |
Morning Beer
01:47
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The morning sun breaks in
Through beer-stained sheer curtains
And it's casting beams of bright sunlight
Upon my glowing face, and I canâtâŠ
Quite seem to turn away
And I canât quite seem to say that I
Donât know where I am
And I donât know whose floor Iâve just found
I donât care why Iâm here
Just gotta find my morning beer
So I can find my way
Pound a Hammâs, then face the brand new day
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4. |
Breakfast of Hammpions
03:58
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I wake up
I down some Hammâs and eggs
It's the breakfast of Hammpions
I got a 12 pack
Sittinâ between my legs
I'm the Hamm-it-up Champion
Iâm gonna run out
By 8am
Yeah, I'm starting to worry
Oh my God,
I just slammed the rest of them
I gotta go, man
I better hurry
I want the breakfast of Hammpions
I just need the breakfast of Hammpions
Just give me the breakfast of Hammpions
Come on, I need the breakfast of Hammpions
I got kicked out
Of the grocery store
For causing a scene, yeah
I got tossed out for stumbling
Across the floor
I knocked over all of the beans, yeah
Whatâs wrong with
Makinâ a little mess?
Oh man, the manager hates me
He said that I puked
On some ladyâs dress
I donât remember, but I know it was bullshit
I want the breakfast of Hammpions
I just need the breakfast of Hammpions
Just give me the breakfast of Hammpions
Come on, I need the breakfast of Hammpions
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
We want more Hamm's
I got booted from like 15 stores
And I couldnât find a place to buy Hamm's no more
But then I gave you a twenty
It was all of my money
Yeah, you saved the day
Oh yeah, you saved it for us
We got the breakfast of Hammpions
Letâs join hands
Letâs slam cans
Letâs sing it together, man
In the parking lot of Arbyâs at 9am
You're my hero
You're my Hammpion
It's time for breakfast, baby
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
We got more Hamm's
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There's a fight at the bar now
They're all yelling and punching and throwing things
Tonight's the night for a scar now
What the hell is going on?
Someone's biting my arm now
So much blood on my hands and guitar and strings
They hardly know who they are now
We just found out that all the Hamm's is gone
The fists are a'flyin
Everyone's tryin' to find
The beerâŠrefreshing
Iâm turninâ black and blue
For the golden brew
They're trying to find out who
killed the keg
Who killed the keg?
Bruised in true family tradition
This brawl's three centuries in the making andâŠ
We have to make a decision
Burn it down or drink it somewhere else
I think we're going to prison
Unless we somehow can find a way out of this
It's not what I had envisioned
I guess things change, my friend
But Hamm's should not
The fists are a'flyin
Everyone's tryin' to find
The beerâŠrefreshing
Iâm turninâ black and blue
For the golden brew
It was me and you
Who killed the keg
We both killed the keg
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6. |
Chug With You Forever
03:25
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I wanna drown in sky blue waters
With you
I wanna pound 'em as the day gets hotter
It's true
We can chug all day
Every single day
And drink the nights away
I want to chug with you forever
For 90 years or more, whatever
And through the laughter and the cryinâ
Just chuggin' Hamm's until we're dyinâ
I wanna chug some in the shower
With you
We'll down a thirty every hour
It's true
Drink around the clock
In parking lots
Don't even have to talk
But of course I'd love to, baby
I want to chug with you forever
For 90 years or more, whatever
And through the laughter and the cryinâ
Just chuggin' Hamm's until we're dyinâ
I Hamm what I Hamm
And you are what you are
And we'll drink what we drink
âTil we're kicked out of bars
And as our memories fade
As words start to slur
We'll just chug in the shade
Of the big balsam firs
I want to chug with you forever
For 90 years or more, whatever
And through the laughter and the cryinâ
Just chuggin' Hamm's until we're dyinâ
I want to chug with you forever
For 90 years or more, whatever
And through the laughter and the cryinâ
Just chuggin' Hamm's until we're dyinâ
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